BA English Literature magna cum laude, Harvard College 1971 and after all this time, the only value you’ve gotten out of it is bragging about it on Gawker in 2016.

I would be like, “Dad, don’t you get it? Most men act all self-righteous about grilling their daughters’ boyfriends, so the fact that you’re willing to acknowledge how ‘rotten’ it was only reminds me how lucky I am!”