I can only offer this tidbit from John Oliver:

I’m starting to think of her as Whoopsi Goldberg because every time she opens her mouth lately...

That was the first thing that crossed my mind too;

I THINK YOU MEAN ARTISANAL!

“We actually don’t sell asparagus water in our stores,” ........ The water was “carried briefly” in just one store in Brentwood, California, but it has now been removed.

Check out the entire store made to empty the wallets of fools who think “organic” is a religion.

Can you please stop calling it Whole Check? Please? That’s a Jezebel only joke and it’s terrible. PEople call it Whole Paycheck. Not Whole Check. Whole Check doesn’t even make sense and it makes me wince everytime I see it on this website.

You think that's bad! Check out the entire aisle of homeopathic "remedies" that contain not even a single molecule of their "active ingredients" and sell for tens of dollars!!

I think he was on, and was cut, last season?

I’d be amazed if the sponsors weren’t locked into a contract at this point.

I don’t mean to be flip about this, but welcome to the world of reality/contest television - they exploit EVERYONE for ratings/profit. That’s the point. It just took them this long to realize that transgender was a category they could exploit for ratings & profit.

One of the things that gives me hope is that I know Emma Thompson also signed that petition supporting Polanski. And when a she was approached by a university student in the UK who gave her more information about the Polanski case and gently asked her to reconsider her position, she—being the excellent person that she…

Sure,

Woody Allen is one of the greatest filmmakers America has ever produced, and we are going to be talking about people are going to be talking about Woody’s films for a long, long time.

This? This is nothing in comparison to learning that Kate Winslet is a Roman Polanski supporter. That’s the fucking heartbreak motherlode.

Yes, that’s essentially what I am saying. They are putting what many actors would view as one of the ultimate career opportunities over the fact that they will be working with someone who has (alleged to have) done monstrous things. I’m not saying they’re right, but I understand why that would be such a difficult…

I see where you’re coming from, but a simple “I can’t due to scheduling conflicts” via an agent would more than suffice, I would assume. I think these folks just genuinely want to be in a Woody Allen film more than they give a shit about his alleged history with girls and barely legal daughters of his long-time…

I thought this paragraph from Charlie Pierce yesterday really summed it all up:

“very important to me to admit I’ve made a mistake, and without fuss.”

Oh my god, you actually answered in a respectful, professional manner. Thank you for that (no snark, seriously, you’re already awesome in my book.)