“WHAT SHE’S MY HERO UGH I HATE HER” = Basically this, in 12,000 overwrought words. But hey, when your dad is a famous journalist, why actually try to be good?

And KYLIE. omg I am so scared for her.

Yeah I think it’s weird that nobody talks about how fucked her children’s lives were mentally. The Brody ep where he was jealous of his little sisters for spending more time with their father* unlike him.

yes i assume jenner avoids mentioning the accident and howe’s death because of (sound) legal advice she has received. But i have a huge problem with how the media has swept the accident under the rug.

Can you please please please stop setting the videos on autoplay when you post them?

A bathing suit? How about something from the Absent Father Collection.

The wasn't Caitlyn driving that car okay. It was some MAN named Bruce or something like that. Have you even seen the pictures? It's obviously a man and not a women which is clearly what Caitlyn is, A WOMEN.

“More minor problems she faces after her transition — namely, what sort of bathing suit to wear.”

Here is Kim Howe, the woman Caitlyn Jenner killed with her reckless driving just six months ago.

This. Oh jeez this. Like when I complimented a woman on her car (it was a very cool car, I like cars) and she smirked and asked me if I wanted a ride.

And I said “Oh, no. I’m just walking, it’s not even a block.”

She looked stunned, and it didn’t click in my stupid head for like a month.

Maybe I’d not expressed myself clearly (English isn’t my native language). I meant, since it’s a bad thing that men in general don’t get the right cues from women, it’s a small consolation that this cluelessness isn’t only towards women.

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

But I wonder how much of that is about being socialized to be the “pursuer” AND heteronormativity.

If it’s some sort of consolation, men are terrible at picking ANY cues. I’m a heterosexual guy. Once I got to pick my lesbian daughter from a LGBT nightclub. While I was waiting for her saying good bye to friends, a guy approached me and started to chit-chat. I thought not of it, and it was a pleasant talk. Then the…

‘just ignore them! it works!’

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

Yeah it reads like a women version of Entourage. She drinks and fucks and sniffs coke. So edgyyy and cool. Bore off.

I never get the point of tales like that. I mean men often brag about how many girls they have sex with, but when they put it to paper, they come off sounding like complete douches. I guess women can be douches too.

This poor girl :( Seeing this girl broke my heart this morning. As someone who’s spent some time in a children’s hospital with a sick kid I can say that visits like these from anyone, from friends, family, athletes, celebrities, really is a beautiful gesture. We got to watch the most recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Movie…

How can she be so damn cute? I want to hug her!