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I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF NERDS

Any attraction to James Spader is science

me rn:

I knew we were soulmates. I lusted after James Spader as an arrogant jerk in EVERY SINGLE 80s/90s film he was ever in forevah!

Truth

so you’re saying my attraction to Pretty In Pink-era James Spader is science?

“The bullies come out on top,” said Jennifer Wong, the study’s lead researcher.

What kind of fucking self-centered weirdo does that?

Like, whatever I guess, they’ve been married for 20 years and obviously this dynamic works for them. It makes me knee-jerk grossed out to read these comments now, but there are a million kinks and relationship types and preferences I will never understand, nor do I need to.

Every fucking thing about this gave me the full body spasms of horror.

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And they seem REALLY INTO being petted! Just like my big sweet housecat!

Yeah, if a four foot fence is what stands between you and death-by-cougar, you’re dead. Not that I’m suggesting its a good thing to pat cougars through wire fences, but death seems unlikely here.

Oh, I am jealous! Those cats are cute and they loved being scratched. I want to play with the cute kitties too!

COUGAR. MEOWS.

Okay but watch the video and tell me those pathetic cougar meows aren’t adorable.

How does one die with a fence between them and the animals? At worst he could have lost a finger. Also those cats loved that shit.

That is dumb because he easily could have died, and, honestly, should have.”

My mom sobbed when she died, and as a 14-year-old I did not get it and side-eyed her a lot. As an adult though, I think Diana’s death was kind of the end of the fairy tale for her. She and Diana had gotten married at the same time, had kids at the same time, and a lot of people even said she looked like Diana (there