While I don’t agree with your opinion that being overweight is a “lifestyle choice,” I agree that shows gears toward kids should show a variety of different body types along with the other diversities you typically see. Steven Universe is a fantastic show for kids because it shows strong women who encompass all sorts…

Maybe they were mostly Banana Laffee Taffee and licorice jelly beans

Hey I read a lot of Garfield as a kid and I turned out fine.

Well. I do have a lifelong fascination with lasagna because of Garfield. As in, if it’s there, I’ll always eat it in the hopes that one day I will like it.

so what you’re saying is that my tax money is being used wasted to investigate the completely legal practice of organ/tissue donation?

so what you’re saying is that my tax money is being used to investigate the completely legal practice of organ/tissue donation?

It makes me sick but I actually agreed with something Mike Greenberg of Mike And Mike said this morning ( don’t judge there isn’t a lot to listen to down here on the way to work and my data is near the cap so no phone streaming). You know who never played in the NFL? Bill Belichick. You know who never played in the…

Uh, what? When have I ever endorsed British colonialism? Colonialists can get fucked, too.

For sale: plus one. Never used.

Every time I read a First Female _______ headline I am reminded of Tina Fey accepting the Mark Twain award: “I do hope that women are achieving at a rate these days that we can stop counting what number they are things.” It’s motherfucking 2015, and we’re not there yet.

When will charges be pressed? When will he be outed? We want his name, his home address. This guys life as he knew it needs to be over, yesterday.

Well, he’s just an all-around piece of shit, isn’t he?

If Zimbabwe wants to extradite Walter Palmer to be prosecuted for what looks like several crimes here, let’s hope the US gives him up without a peep. Looks like they’re already prosecuting the local people involved:

Albert did re-tweet this

I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

god why would you ever go there

Trophy hunter truthers who think that this kind of shit helps animal conservation are absolutely the fucking worst.

Why do you think Robert Guillaume stopped showing up to them? It was always awkward.

This is exactly how you end up living with your auntie and uncle in a town called Bel Air.