A basic google search will reveal that the vagina is in fact permanently loosened by childbirth.
A basic google search will reveal that the vagina is in fact permanently loosened by childbirth.
Whatever, haters. I want a vagina so small I have to use Q-tips as tampons. A pussy so tight it leaves nothing to the imagination. A twat so tiny it's easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a dick to fit in there. A chocha so itsy-bitsy it's like throwing a hot dog down Polly Pocket's hallway.…
This makes me feel sorry for him and I don't want to do that.
It's only tight until I get a hold of it, right guys? Up top! Anybody?
If this shit actually worked, we'd be a nation of (apparently functionally illiterate) coffee straws and summer sausages and the birthrate would flatline.
I would .put it on my abs and thighs. But not my healthy butt, because Sir Mixalot.
Do you know how these "shrink creams" actually work? They dry out your pussy so there's more friction when you are being penetrated by a cock, which I guess is supposed to make you feel tighter or like he can't even fit in there! Except it's hard for him to get in there because you are dry as a bone. That's why that…
THE FACT THAT IT LEFT A WEIRD ORDOR AFTER
If the cream shrinks the vagina and the penis touches the creamed-up vagina, won't the penis shrink too? I can't imagine anyone wanting that to happen.
Plenty of people experience bead related trauma later in life too.
there are lots of reasons not to like people
Damned if you do, damned if you don't
After reading the full article, I find that I dislike the writer more than Hathaway (though I never really had a problem with her to begin with).
Since I'm generally annoyed at how we build these actresses up and then dispose of them for no reason other than than a mixture of boredom and fashion, I can't snark the interview.
"If you want a natural childbirth, you should not even think about the other options. You're going to do it. Don't say you'll try. If you keep the epidural on the backburner in your mind, you'll probably end up needing it."
The "birthing experience" seemed like a means to an end: the end being a baby, who is awesome, and who I was very excited to meet.
From what I understand, she straight-up refused the surgery until she was completely worn out. Baby was not in distress. He looked like he was ready for a sandwich.
Look at the image she posted.
Yes yes, all of this is true, but...