KELLY, WHEN ARE THE DUDE BUTTS COMING? PEOPLE ARE STRAIGHT FLIPPING OUT!

I wrote this glorious butt article for Refinery29, and I am sorry if you sorely felt the absence of boy bottoms. As I mentioned, I do cherish all butts — men's butts included! The recent media coverage of "the official era of the big booty" has centered around women's behinds, so that's why we went with women.…

No! We should celebrate all butts! Man butts are some of my favorite kinds of butts! But this is not about that right now.

Liz, darling:

I have been advised that moisturising your legs immediately before applying knee-high socks to them is the way to go. I haven't tried it but that's because I remembered my legs look awful in knee-highs. Like ham hocks. Bummer.

omg this gif

I also have this problem. I also sweat profusely when walking down the street in the summertime though, so we might just be gross people

On the catwalk? On the catwalk? Did she shake her little tush on the catwalk?

You will immediately notice that A-B is not actually doing anything, or even threatening to do anything, or even hinting at the possibility of considering maybe doing anything.

#somedudespleasechillout

This is pretty much the norm on OKCupid. I once had a guy message me 3 HOURS after his initial message, asking me "Can you offer me a decent explanation as to why a woman would not message back a man like me?"

Nah, after a couple of dates it's totally okay. You never made a commitment, and honestly sometimes it's easier to send AND receive when you haven't gotten very far with a person. A guy and I dated for two months and we did the fade away, left it as a "have a nice night" text or something, a natural conversation end,…

I just want to name him Joffrey

That's just like the guy who asked me if I was scared of his "big white man's cock," because I'm an "overly submissive Asian." This was after he said he got "yellow fever" just from looking at me.

Men are *so emotional!* My heavens.

Not here. Let's not go here, please.

I think it makes marketing easier, if you can define it down into one or two types of people. You can actually focus on delivering what that specific woman wants, as opposed to being Jack of all trades and master of none.

I find their move to have customers photograph themselves in the clothes is GENIUS. I just find another plus size gal, or a regular size gal with at least similar shape to me (broad, very boob-endowed) and I can actually get a sense of how it will work. I have yet to have ModCloth do wrong by me, but I've also yet to…

Where does plus-size go next?