The plenty-of-sex = loose vagina thing absolutely infuriates me.

The problem is more with the fact that the corresponding use of "males" as a noun almost never occurs. Men are men, guys or if they're young, boys. It's rare to hear someone talk about "the males in my office" or "oh, that's just the way males behave" or "I just don't understand males." You may have even heard someone…

I have no problem with that; I'm never in tabloids, and I was told if I Googled myself too much, I'd go blind. For celebrities, though, it has to be wildly different, something they really can't escape. I cannot imagine how much it would suck to walk into a drugstore and see my body with a black bar over my face and a…

Was I the only person who read about Kesha's efforts to "get rid of the negative people in her life who contributed to the problems that led to her eating disorder" and thought about all the shitty tabloid press hounding her about how she looked in a bikini? How do you cut out those negative people when they're…

If you could stand Listerine for 20 minutes straight, you might be Bender. I'm not sure anyone not made of metal could withstand that.

Yeah, I think it's more that relying on a home remedy instead of getting the underlying disease checked out and eradicated by a professional is what would do the damage, not the oil.

When I saw those views of Seyda Neen and especially Balmora, the place I always make my base of operations, I felt as though I was coming home. This time, though, I was coming home while wearing my glasses, so everything looked fresh and gorgeous.

Yeah, I know what you mean. Sometimes even the most endearing person in the universe just needs to go the hell away for a little while so you can appreciate them again. :)

Or possibly a fan of the idea that people can like more than one talented young actress at a time.

The world doesn't work that way. It isn't a zero-sum game; if it were, there would have been no room for Rowling with Stephen King, Dan Brown, Cormac McCarthy and other best-selling authors already hogging up all the resources. Someone who writes something spectacular — or at least something that taps into an…

There's nothing to explain. You've spent the last three years of your life wearing a friend mask and hanging around an unsuspecting woman whom you openly say you never wanted to be friends with in the first place, you seem to think there's some way to convert "no" to "yes" if you press the right combination on her…

That probably has more to do with Madonna's plastic surgery. A company that wants someone as its face probably wants that face to stay more or less the same for a while. Lange has had some work done too, I'd hazard a guess, but unfortunately for Madonna, she's unrecognizable from some angles.

I appreciate their moments of quiet and can no longer go back to Hamilton and Bezic with their constant inane patter. It's been wonderful to hear and appreciate some of the music instead of hearing Bezic's gentle condescension and what sounds like Scott Hamilton opening a succession of especially difficult pickle jars.

Well, she does look awfully happy in that gif.

I do this! It's so much easier to butter the bread this way than to wait for a stick of butter to soften at room temperature or drag a lump of cold butter across an unsuspecting slice of white bread. It also gives the butter a little head start on browning and makes it extra delicious.

If you don't snap back something like, "My idea of an ideal life would be one in which you learn the difference between 'idea' and 'ideal'," you're a model of forbearance.

I had a similar argument once with a woman who insisted that "conscious" and "conscience" were the same word and that I was a terrible person for pointing out the difference. She also insisted she could express herself however she chose, and anyone who couldn't see that was just being small-minded.

It has the potential to help millions of people who see these images and decide not to put off that mammogram or to do that breast self-exam they keep forgetting. On a deeper level, it also shows the deep divide between the nebulous pink-ribbon "awareness" most people have and the stark reality of it. This brave and…

You could argue, though, that the people who were expected to contend for medals were pushing the envelope and therefore needed a smooth, well-made pipe to withstand the stunts they planned to do on it. Someone who was only doing a 720 is going to have an easier time hanging onto it on a shitty course than someone…

But other studies, including this one from Rutgers, show a positive correlation between feminism and a satisfying relationship — including sex.