My inner 15-year-old says “serves them right for googling that poser!”.

The most surprising aspect of this is that some people still search for Avril Lavigne online.

Lithgow’s Churchill performance was excellent, but it would have been nice to see Jonathan Banks get a win, especially after being nominated 4 times for playing the same character. Ahh well, maybe next year!

Trump’s entire political career is predicated entirely on Obama/Hilary hatred, period. He has nothing else, no strong agenda to enact, not even a basic understanding of the role of President. This is what he does, stir the sexism and racism. Over and over. This is all he has. He is such a fucking embarrassment! Fuck…

I feel like the sentiment still fits though.

C) Trump stopped paying attention 3 minutes into the meeting and just started nodding and saying ‘yup!’ and is only now finding out what he agreed to.

Spoilers! The relationship continues to be super abusive, and the lead characters continue to be awful. Now with a baby at the end, to reinforce a bit of heterosexual domesticity and balance out all that naughty hardcore XXX spanking.

Whenever Trump tries to convey genuine emotion and/or concern he sounds like VCR instructions from 1985 written in English, translated into Japanese, then translated back again into English.

But but but if he did his job like he was supposed to and not violate the fourth amendment then how on earth is he supposed to look like the cop with the most power and biggest penis in front of all the other cops!?! Did you even think about how important his ego is to him Stig? I bet you didn’t.

He also preached to survivors not to give in to a “victimhood mentality” then passed around the collection plate. I’m not kidding. He passed around the collection plate asking people who have probably lost everything to give him money. This guy has no shame and doesn’t even pretend to be anything other than a money…

“Later, spotting a crowd of people, he said “What a crowd!” and “What a turnout!”

I’d say they look similar but “I’ve had three drinks and met about sixty different people” similar not they are sitting next to one another who is who similar.

Trump is running the country like his businesses: multiple lawsuits at a time.

I would think the ACLU just has an autofile template with blank spaces so they can do legal madlibs for each new executive order.

So we shouldn’t blame Trump for anything because he has his thumb up his ass and is away for the weekend, as usual, since he only works 4 days a week tops? Utter incompetence didn’t work well as an excuse in the Bush era (though now I see people who are bad at reading calendars blaming Obama and Clinton for every W…

We know that in about a week Trump will say GREATEST PRESIDENTIAL RESPONSE TO A NATURAL DISASTER EVER!!!! And then sayeverything has been fixed and the beautiful areas that were hit are better than before the storm.

The thing I love the most about the video of Trump telling people facing devastation and horrific loss “Good luck!” is how deeply satisfied he is with himself. Like, he says it the first time and thinks “that was good” and then he keeps repeating it, thinking “I am NAILING this!”.

OK so I’m super old, but does anyone else remember Martika? She went from being cute on Kids Incorporated and then came out with Toy Soldiers, a song about heroin addiction. I still love that song. Maybe not so much“naughty” but she certainly went from light to dark.

You might not care when you’re bleeding to death, but what about when you’re dealing with the anguish of bone spurs?

Yeah, his criticism would have some heft if he hadn’t also promised for the past he past two years he had a great health care plan, including saying during the transition and early in his term that he had a plan nearly complete (which, of course, was a total lie).