This is disappointing. Somehow I thought Roseanne was a “libtard” like myself. Didn’t she run for office as a liberal candidate? Anyway, bummer. I loved that show growing up. Even though I am from a middle-class Indian-American family I truly identified with the Connors (especially angsty middle child Darlene).

You know, I don’t hate the idea of a Universal Dark Universe and bringing back these old titles that made them as a studio. I just wish that they really took advantage of the opportunity and made truly contemporary versions of these classics. Tap into the original themes and give them to directors who thrive on small…

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

To me, she’s an even less self-aware Gwyneth Paltrow.

Meh. Lets not do what fox news did to michelle O. This is nothing. Not a bad idea, all in all.

Well he was busy...

I put this up on the fusion article about Koosh, but wanted to post it to the Slot as well, because this is my favorite site on the internet.

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

100% positive that they got a tip from a racist informant. teacher.

Pence only eats Mother’s pie.

Pictured: Artists rendition of Trump’s future Presidential Library.

I also loved how the TV show didn’t shy away from showing how Sam’s reactions aren’t always the right one, and how Coco playing the system wasn’t bad. Especially with the town hall and her actions there, as well as putting things together and really making a plan for the future.

Susan Sarandon is a BernieBot who was and remains comfortable not voting for Hillary because as a rich white famous person, none of this affects her in the slightest. Fuck her.

THIS IS WHAT JOURNALISTS NEED TO BE DOING. DO NOT JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION. CALL THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT.

Is it wrong that I just looked at that picture and burst out laughing?

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

OITNB without Piper and Alex sounds like an amazing show. Please somebody make this happen.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!