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9/30/16

my worst Miss U.

9/29/16

- Tim Burton, basically.

9/25/16

I think there is often a tendency to look for the mistakes of seemingly earnest white girls. I mean, obviously Emma Watson is insanely wealthy and privileged, but it does seem like she is making every effort here and I can’t really point to her misstepping. I don’t know why Rachel focused on that. Maybe she just…

9/19/16

Sorry, this teacher isn’t cool and this topic isn’t funny. I’ve taught college for 15 years, and I wouldn’t say this to 18 year olds, much less 10th graders. You’re in an immense position of power as a teacher. It’s really important not to mock your students. I had one teacher in HS who consistently made fun of…

9/19/16

i don’t know. i’ve watched A LOT of law and order and i think i have a pretty good grip on this detective thing

9/19/16

How much do you think T. Hids regrets hopping on the T. Swift manufactured relationship machine this summer now that he didn’t win an Emmy?

9/17/16

I don’t care why she is throwing much needed $ to Louisiana. You do you Taylor!

9/16/16

If you had to choose between living under President Trump or having your crotch eviscerated by a pack of rabid animals, which species of animal would you pick?

9/16/16

All I’m saying is LET IT GO, HE LOST.

9/15/16

If you are his daughter, yes.

9/15/16

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

9/15/16

I’m glad she’s getting called out. She usually just kind of slides by because she is well spoken and a little more left learning...and cohesive, and while she’s out there trying to convert the liberals and the womenfolk , she needs to be called out for spewing her father's bullshit

9/15/16

Single moms will be forcibly married to Trump in a bi-monthly ceremony. All hail benevolent leader!

9/14/16

Obama’s plan has black on it, plus it only applies to Muslim babies.

9/13/16

I don’t know how to embed things but this one cracked me up.

9/13/16

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

9/12/16

No wonder he walks that way...

9/12/16

He can’t have large numbers, because he has small hands.

9/12/16

What I don’t get is why this walking pneumonia diagnosis isn’t proving to everyone what a fucking badass Hillary is. She hasn’t slowed down and she’s been seriously sick. This is some serious dedication. My 22 year old brother got walking pneumonia and he missed finals because of it.

9/12/16

They’re planning to overthrow us! This is the biggest threat we’ve ever faced. Quick.....