“warmest condolences for the death of your son/daughter, military is hard almost as hard as writing this. Here’s a coupon for 5 dollars off on your next visit to the Trump Tower restaurant and a MAGA keychain”

But guys, he’s writing letters, they’ve been very hard to write, it hurts him so to write and here is doing this because it means so much to him. He’ll also call when he has the time, he’s very busy, so busy, and the first moment he gets a chance after being so busy and writing lots of letters, he’ll call the…

I disliked her on Who’s the Boss, because I was a kid and didn’t know any better. Now I see that she was so painfully underused on that and had to spend so much time with that pig Tony Danza.

Oh no, I bet he’s got some interesting shit in his browser history. Guys like him always do.

Mark Burnett will never, ever release those tapes without a court order. Probably because he’s afraid he’ll be implicated as an accomplice. Plus I believe he’s one of those crazy christian fundamentalists who is making the kool aid for the Dump base.

I needed this story today.

I wonder if they can subpoena the Apprentice raw footage? From the sounds of it, the assault didn’t occur while cameras were rolling, so that may not happen. I’m petty enough to admit I would love nothing more than to see raw footage of his raw sewage being spewed across the networks.

The base doesn’t care. I’ve seen a few “but Weinstein...” type posts. One of the posts was about DeNiro being friends with him and I lost all my chill. I responded with the pussy comment and the long laundry list of misdeeds by the groper in chief. Ending with “DeNiro may be a hypocrite, but he’s not the person who…

Coming this fall, “Is your Dick Bigger than a 5th Grader’s?”

Mr. Werner is a smart man. I can’t stand watching him, because he, like Jimmy Fallon is about making themselves the star instead of highlighting the talents of others. I can tolerate their monologues because they have good writers, but when it comes to having to share the spotlight, neither of them can handle it.

For someone who claims to avoid petty, stupid gossipy things, he sure was eager to talk about his dick on national television.

Allen almost lost his career the first time he got caught molesting one of his stepchildren, but since he married that victim,Hollywood seems to think that somehow makes it right.

The Halle thing was so gross, and people were like LOL so bold go Adrien. The fact that he’s a jerk makes me selfishly mad because he’s one of my two celeb encounter stories, and it’s hard to be like “hey man, I saw Adrien at the store buying coffee, cool huh?” when the guy’s a douchebag. But I probably should have…

Kate, Emma Stone, and Scarlet Johannson disappoint me the most. I do like their work, and in most interviews they seem like nice ladies....but then they see no problem working with Allen and even go so far as to consider it a great honor.

My mind always twists in knots when Conservatives try to talk about shit that they themselves are guilty of.

Yeah, I’ve gone to given “friendly” reminders to some of these people that they may lose their health care, and see an increase in taxes while they’ve been preoccupied with “Merry Christmas.” I feel I am at the age to start giving unsolicited “friendly” advice, but not yet at the age to flat out tell people to fuck…

That whole thing started because retailers realized that not all of their customers celebrated Christmas. And there has been the unspoken rule to say “have a nice holiday” to people because it’s more respectful to all customers. And surprise surprise the right wing Christians decided that they were being discriminated…

Maybe because it’s someone who probably touted the importance of the 2nd amendment and owning all the guns, who then becomes a victim of senseless, preventable gun violence.

I know right, it’s really hard to remember the 50 states, let alone any territories. 50 States, 50 of them, that a very big number, that’s a lot; you throw in territories and it starts to get even more confusing. Besides it’s not his job to know that kind of stuff, it’s his job to make America great, and he’s doing…

I have a couple very vocal Dump supporters on my facebook who have been more than happy to get all twisted up over the NFL, Eminem and how the fake news is just soooooooooooo mean to him. Yet they’ve all become oddly silent over his defunding the ACA. The optimistic part of me wants to believe that they are seeing the…