Well PR did ruin the budget, they should be grateful to get those paper towels.

They’re gonna have to build a whole new section for him. Sure, it will screw up their budget, but he’s worth it.

It’s easier to fake empathy when someone else is scripting it.

Pfft. Who needs gun control when you have thoughts and prayers.

I give no fucks about what he says about anything anymore. You know that those words aren’t coming from him, they are coming from an aide.

Two years ago I would have all sorts of thoughts and feelings about this.

I’m personally waiting for him to say something about Beyonce. The response to that would be epic.

Every week has felt like the bottom. He just keeps finding ways to be even worse and more sickening.

Fun Fact, he’s part of the reason PR is in such debt. When his resort down there went belly up, it left the government with a yuuuuuuge unpaid tax bill.

Fuck. This. Guy.

He’s been patting himself on the back for opening shipping lanes. So as far as he’s concerned, Puerto Rico is now fixed, and he fixed it.

What the librarian should have done was forward said books to a school who needs it more. Saying “The administration may not care about poor schools, but I do, so I’m sending this donation to a library/school that actually needs it”

Well some evangelicals liken themselves as soldiers in God’s army. So I’m willing to bet some of these evangelical leaders call themselves Generals in God’s army. So I’m sure some creepy church leader introduced himself as a General and told Dumpy that God wants this.

He wanted to lose so he could spend the rest of his life lamenting about how he was robbed. He was planning to start his own TV network/echo chamber before election day.

I’ve always had a love-hate when it comes to Stern. He can be the crudest, grossest guy with his “wack pack” celebrities. But when it comes to actual celebrities, he can get them to admit to anything

I’ve always had a love-hate when it comes to Stern. He can be the crudest, grossest guy with his “wack pack” celebrities. But when it comes to actual celebrities, he can get them to admit to anything

Sure Sarah, a bunch of black people going down to the local PD to protest them is going to end with sunshine, rainbows, and happiness for everyone involved.

I knew the NFL thing was a smoke screen for something.

Nothing will change until Republican leaders stop plugging their ears and shouting “lalalalalalala I can’t hear you!!!!”

I can’t wait to see every last one of these fuckers in orange jumpsuits and chains. And no, they don’t get to go to some cushy camp cupcake type prison, they should go to federal fuck me in the ass prison (/Office Space)