Trump likes the appearance of class and sophistication where there really isn’t any. Hence the Rockettes.

It will be the classiest inauguration America has ever had. Nothing Trump does could be considered crass because he’s the most humble person who has ever run for president. Just ask him.

Now now.

I have a feeling Young doesn’t see Corley’s actions as domestic violence, so much as reminding a woman of her place in god’s kingdom. So, prayer.

Another gem from the bottomless mine that is the Party of Family Values.

I was in South Carolina this week visiting family for the holidays. A truck ran a stop sign and almost hit our car. We honked and yelled WTF, and the truck pulled up next to us, driven by an old guy. He got out and approached my open passenger window and then said, “The last time some bitch honked at me I put a gun to…

So condemning domestic violence is too difficult for politicians?

You say that now, but wait until the Mormon Tabernacle Choir releases their next album.

And you know it’s going to be somebody like Angela Merkel.

Against their wills, apparently:

You can watch Rachel hand KAC her pan ass again in 3 hours on the repeat. Maddow could moonlight as an eel wrangler if necessary, apparently.

Oh god! I’m a bully! I’m sorry Avril!

Like, literally the only nice thing I can say about her is that her hair no longer looks like the Sahara.

Playing a Nickleback song is bullying.

I think she was married to one of them

I will never understand people that get reports of this nature and don’t call the fucking police!! Pedophiles and rapists don’t just have one “oops” moment and then they are fine and never abuse anyone again. If you just fire them and shuffle them around, sure they might not be there to abuse children you know, but…

Meanwhile I don’t see any vigilantes lining up to self-investigate these actual cases of children being violated.

I’m a little confused here. Is an explanation forthcoming?

You’re kinda shitty sometimes, too.

Wow, someone feels different from you.