Fe2O3 Manager.

he was referred to as the publication’s “chief metallurgist”

You’re officially a car pundit now, Jason. I love it.

Shit, now that you've caught the eye of the Chinese, you'll be hearing from Trump soon.

David Tracy’s Fashion Tip for Summer 2020: “Plaid on plaid is not bad.”

Solar Deprivation has real consequences...

Wait until you guys find out about the PT Cruiser cults where people spend truly unreasonable amounts of money on the cars, and insist that PT Cruisers are “Classic Cars”. We have a bunch of those people in Washington state.

it was the right car when it was released in 2001, as “retro” was coming in vogue. That it was nearly unchanged a decade later is what made it a joke.

The most horrifying thing about this abomination is... I like it. I really do. The matte black doesn’t do it for me, but with an interesting paint job and a little chrome it could look pretty neat.

Which is why he’s looking at the peak of automotive reliability: the used German sports car.

“the Gladiator... Probably the best looking truck of the last 15 years.”

I understand your reservations, but sometimes the point of a project is the project. It’s a little odd to build something so specifically what you want only to hope for a buyer with the exact same vision, but I have no trouble accepting that the builder wanted to make it more than he wanted to have it.  Now that it’s…

I may be swimming against the current here — wouldn’t be the first time — but I’m never comfortable with someone’s expensive custom project that they almost immediately put up for sale. Fresh motor -- 150 miles WTF? -- and paint redone. Usually that’s a sign there are unexpected problems or unfinished parts of the…

See, that’s the bullshit I never want to deal with.

I assume what he posted was bond. Bail is refunded, bond is not.

At some point I wanted to hear this story from Al’s perspective sung to the melody of Paul Simon’s Call Me Al. Kinda fitting as it was popular song at that time.

I’m kind of bummed now that I never had to bail my parents out of jail for sexual deviant practices which included assault and attempted murder (falsely).

It doesn’t surprise me that the cops arrested your parents before they had the full picture. Back in the mid-90s, my grandpa worked on a construction project in Mexico, and he lived on the American side of the border. One day border patrol tore his truck apart looking for drugs just because he gave them an attitude. 

He must be confusing the right to freely express wave his tiny dick in as a protest with the right to be a member of a well ordered militia.

THE SALTY SNOWFLAKE TEARS ARE PRICELESS!