Try and find out the crashee’s blood type and start calling around kidney suppliers to see what sort of price you can get.

You swing your head around in circles to make sure your neck still works properly, right?

you forgot step 1... make sure the product placement is good and visible before rendering aid

That happened to me last night;was going home,down a one way street with two lanes in that direction. The lane on the right has an off-ramp/turn off to go to another one-way street. Suddenly,I see lights coming UP the turn off,where there should be no headlights. As I drove past,I could see the lit,pink Uber sign in…

buying an SUV, a race car, and two four-wheelers, and then handing out $15,000 to their friends

But, and this is important, only if you’re wearing a top hat and tails.

Of course they are a transportation company. Where they get their money from is much more important than how they accomplished that goal. 

Yes, choose the capitalists who choose not to give their employees the benefits employees deserve.

it’s similar to Tesla where they are pumping money into worldwide expansion and undercutting the prices for rides until they get an amazon like level of marketshare where they can jack up rates with minimal competition.

It needs to get that tumor looked at before it gets worse.

Hyperloop this mofo. SF to NYC in 22 minutes.

This is where I feel like the benefit of having big name sponsors would.. come in handy:

What if there was some kind of online media conglomerate that could sponsor this effort?

*Sigh*, hold my beer...

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

I keep getting the same result no matter how I configure it.

heres mine!

I drive 2000 miles a day. I can’t stop to charge! /s

Goodyear makes it easy to inspect RV tires.

Pity the poor tech at Firestone when you roll in for the free tire rotation special.