He didn’t say he didn’t want an SUV, he said he didn’t need an SUV, which is the case for 99 percent of SUV buyers.

The easiest and best fix is giant faux sidepipes, which would add another amazing layer of incorrectness.

See you’re looking at it the wrong way. They didn’t ruin the Beetle, they created a source for more spare engines and transaxles for the Beetle!

Because using an existing type 1 chassis eliminates the need to meet modern safety standards. This will probably be much, much lighter (and far more of a deathtrap) than a whole new car.

Yes, but watt do they charge for such an environmentally positive service?

Does bowling better somehow increase the danger? lmao.

Last week I bowled a 147.  I could have bowled a 300 but I chose not to.

Brother in Law has a massive 35' plus fifth wheel travel trailer with 5 pullouts and a Chandelier. He is a foreman at a Diesel shop and he bought a used Semi Tractor to pull his for less than $10,000. It has 750,000 miles on it but is more capable than this GMC with better brakes etc. Of course the interior is…

I guess Otto does not want the family to know he is in the Yakuza?
Therefore long sleeves covering the tatoos.

Local slave owner cites Emancipation Proclamation as being, “bad for business.”

It's ironic because she looks more like him than any.of the others. 

That’s because nobody has bigger crowds than Donald Trump. They’re yuge. In fact, Trump had “the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration”. However, Trump said he didn’t remember seeing Tiffany there, so he gets a pass on that one.

I have a volvo wagon with a jump seat. Fine if you’re hauling midgets and nothing else. The novelty wears out quickly. And two jump seats + 3 kids is going to end in tears.

I would imagine that you just fabricate them....

Donald Trump has appointed him lead investigator on the commission to investigate corruption in his administration.

Did we learn nothing from the failures of Auschwitz Crackers and Chicago Riots Beach Chairs?

Karbach in Houston’s Christmas ale is called Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

The “Thoughts and Prayer” IPA will actually be non-alcoholic.

Bump Stock Lager has a nice ring to it.

“Half Life”