Worst would have been my 61 Beetle, no starter and the braking system had a leak in it- this was a single circuit so any leak endangered all your brakes, I sold it to a buddy in Chicago and delivered it, from Edmonton had to push start it every morning and add brake fluid every 200 miles or so.  The heater boxes were…

Not everybody can have a manual awd wagon

It affect me trying to find my lowered V50 in a sea of pickups and suvs in the parking lot

Odd had he run out of porn to browse ?

Yeah makes me want to scrub my junk with bleach and a wire brush

This one was in Canada but I have no idea-

I worked for a sketchy used car place in the late 80s/90s and once we had 3 of these- the coupes I was driving one and all the electrics failed, walked to a gas station and phoned the boss, waited an hour and he showed up with a towtruck already towing one of our other ones that had a driveshaft fail the third one was…

Everytime I hear this I am reminded of an ex of mine who slept with Andy Dick 

That newfangled auto start thing where I don’t have to go out and crank the car by hand

Optimist

Now if it had one more door I may be interested

The Jeep Beothuk, all the cachet of the native name none of the pesky survivors to complain about it

Now with smallpox blanket interior !

Unless you are using a CFL field which is 110 yards, or a soccer pitch 131 yards

ewww I saw a biohazard van once where the drive had shot himself in the head- the cleanup job was quarter assed

I have a vulcanizing patch kit that came with a Dnepr- you light the back of the patch on fire and it melts to the tire- stinky but amazing

and you have to pull the engine to do so

By the look of that striped outfit in the back this was used to dump Waldo’s body out in the desert

Maybe should give up on my s-cargo manual lhd swap and get one of these