Drew is my new best friend. Now write one about those shit bag Lakers fans, and we’re all set.

Steve Bannon looks like the Tom Brady courtroom sketch.

Which is merely the margin of victory in the state of California. Remove that one state and the votes were nearly equal.

When you have a scud missile screaming 265 mph towards your dick...it’s amazing what seemingly impossible things can happen

#Senile Lives Matter

Also played in a member-guest tournament at TPC-Summerlin in Vegas against a duo that included Roger Clemens. Dude crushes the ball and has calves the size of a weightlifter’s thighs. Got some photos, he signed a couple hats as well as one of his custom Univ of Texas-logo’d Titleists with “Rocket” stamped on it. …

During college LMU in Los Angeles (back in the early/mid 80's), I worked in the dining room at the Riviera Country Club. Very cool job. Once waited on a table with Mel Brooks, Charles Nelson Reilly, Ann Bancroft, Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson; served chili to Peter “Columbo” Falk; drinks to Ken “White Shadow”…