He later declared that losing his son would be, “like kicking my heart in the balls.”

Sounds like you need a hug!

Oh wait.........

That’s pretty bad. So if I go up by 1 point with like 2 minutes left, I just get to take the ball and basically end the game? That’s shit my dude. 

Since I don’t live with my Mom anymore, I love that I can make that choice as an adult.

Just gonna leave this classic here

Are we cancelling Michelle Obama too?

I hope he’s convicted.  I can only imagine the penalty if it were a hand in the box.

Still waiting for the The Takeout’s “Top 10 recipes of feuding wives” article

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

and here, I can’t find any pics of non “posed” sandwiches, but that’s the best I can find:

Thanks in advance!

I think I’d like to try me some of that “cu-caine”

Good because anytime I read the news nowadays this is the first thing I do when I get into a public restroom:

this isn’t about you

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

I guess knowing what food taste like changes the view you may have of it.

I will never understand any version of “If you do it right, x tastes just like y, so you should eat x.” Why not just eat y and be happy?

Petty beef has the most flavor.

It’s amazing that we live in a world where “BROWNS SUCK AT FOOTBALL” is considered surprising breaking news.

Lonely Friday nights at home during Cinemax’s ‘tingly time’?