Sea World is in Florida. Ipso facto, Sea World’s tanks are also in Florida.

I’m being an asshole on purpose, BTW.

I love this song

“Motion to amend: that we add in the phrase ‘captured on video such that Roger Goodell might be convinced thereof’, or suchlike.”

I’m not saying that speech changed the course of my life, but I’m also not NOT saying that either. 

i’m a big picture kind of guy. that speech was seen by millions of people. MILLIONS OF LIVES FOREVER CHANGED.

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

Most gun owners are law abiding, responsible people. They might complain, loudly, but ultimately if the law demands they relinquish their guns I believe they would. The thing is the law abiding gun owners aren’t really the issue. The overwhelming majority of gun homicides are committed by people who already don’t own…

I didn’t even know the NFL was getting people addicted to the Civil War.

Every article I read about the NFL makes me want to turn the games off and find a way to help former players who are now suffering and this certainly adds to that feeling. That said, it’s awfully jarring to go from “The NFL doesn’t want you to realize how it’s fucking over it’s players, whom they look at as disposable…

Yeah, debate night. but also Thursday Night Football where stakes are even higher for the Panthers and Bucs after losing in their Week 1 games. Did you know that only 12% of teams that start 0-2 go on to make the playoffs? So brace yourselves for the one of the highest stakes week of the NFL season, starting this…

This is the darkest version of “Would You Rather?” I’ve ever heard.

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Uh, hate to be that guy, but actually it’s spelled “actually.”

Well, yeah. They might be lame, misogynist incels, but if they’re actually fans of Batman, they know that Joker has had a zillion origin stories through the years. He’s usually a small-time hood, there’s usually a vat of chemicals, but beyond that, there isn’t really a single hard-and-fast backstory like Martha’s pearl…

You’re such a brave, good person. 

Beaten with the crossword and jumble section of the newspaper every day growing up

James Harrison had a cool interview/bit on ESPN after the SB about his brief time in New England. He made the interesting point that Brady himself doesn’t act like a diva, he treats the practice sqaudders with the same respect he treats the stars, and Brady’s the first one to head out to practice in some shitty…

+1 pity star 

I think any team can reach a breaking point with someone like AB but he makes a very good point that the Raiders said they supported him and then after all the drama and him finally seeming set to go week one, they drop a fine on him for some shit that was weeks ago and say it voids his guaranteed money. It was a very…