another grayt post from the grays.  gray respect.

analytics.

Perhaps, but I was still disappointed after seeing the title and expecting Drew rip Packers fans a new one for a couple thousand words.

“In the game, the Packers scored just three touchdowns on seven trips inside the red zone; in 10 total plays from within 10 yards of the end zone, the Packers called just one running play; and in six plays from inside the five-yard line, the Packers failed to connect on six passing plays.”

“Lame”?! How very able-ist. 

Are you Norm Charlatan or Norm MacDonald?

Except that if they stayed true to the source material, all of Roland’s interactions with Detta Walker would not have made much sense.

That was really 12 years ago already?  Getting old.

Well, the outer edge - skin, if you will - of the logo is still red, so I’m not so sure.

And Cracker Barrel country!

He’s also got Dallas at 7-9 but didn’t include JG on the list of potential firings. I think anything less than a conference championship game appearance will do him in this year.

“A Super Bowl victory that was about as entertaining as watching a feather-haired old man get a handjob.”

They must want us to do it here since they haven’t given us a dedicated blog this year.

Gotta protect the shield.

The guy that led his team to a super bowl two average-NFL-career lengths ago? That can't be who he meant. 

Never been to Vietnam, but as the wise old sage Meatloaf would say, “two out of three ain’t bad.”

Got yours in while I was typing mine, and you’re already an approved commenter. Great, now I look silly on the internet.

I don't think Peyton Manning wants to play anymore. 

citation needed.

I have to wonder if Drew artificially cut back on reader submissions to make a clever joke on their irrelevance or if that’s really all he got.