I might just be cynical, but I’d go as far to say that it’s presented as a “14% increase” instead of “1% to 1.14%” to deliberately confuse. 

couldn’t we have just given them our Zack Hemple instead of making one of their own?

time to stock up on Chipotlaway

Mine as well, but for a wedding I think they’d want something a little more special that their regular Friday evening dessert.

For the first half of the article, I was expecting to find out the usual run on bread was not going to manifest, making the whole thing seem like even more of an Onion article.

so many overlords...

I absolutely love Costco and I’d have to completely change the way I manage my life without it.

are you though?

Featuring all your favorite hits! I Screamed a Scream, Battle on a Cloud, Scars, Bring Him Down, and much, much more!

This should make for a mind-blowing revelatory experience; it’s pufferfish all the way down!

Is there a similar map that shows the highest revenue generating publicly owned entities for each state?

stupid mexicanses wants to takes them from us

So can I adopt a proud innovative spirit for drinking my chips out of the regular size bag or do I still have to feel shame for the practice?

“Kate, don’t you have bigger fish to fry?, you ask. Yes, but first, I’ll have to get my hands on one of these new nonpoisonous takifugu”

Also, I don’t see it as only being an effort/time cost.  There’s a psychological cost too; you have to be able to convince yourself that terrible people are a big enough percentage of the people around you to justify the effort/time cost.  The longer you keep up the practice, the stronger the resentment and suspicion…

This reply could go to any number of people in this thread, but I’ve seen your name pop up often enough that I’ll stick it here.

the advice was, yes. the limited sample size of comments so far suggests your initial intuition was spot on.

Definite football junkie here, ready to inject that black tar AAF straight into my veins this weekend. I haven’t cancelled my free trial of CBS streaming yet so that I can catch the opening game Saturday night.

Only if your method of saving money is shoving it into a mattress or burying it in a coffee can in the back yard.

and a half-dozen Jamboroos