This one is a real winner! I’m glad it isn’t grey here.

I’d imagine that’s more for the sake of assumed recognition rather than corporate advertising.

On a drive last Tuesday morning, my phone instructed me to turn right after Wells Fargo.

Here’s a star from a Dad.

Can Golden, Colorado really support three NHL teams?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Any one that disagrees will be sacked.

I’ve seen it for two years running. The job should have been Tony’s in 2016 once he was “healthy” again.

So... Jets or Giants? If it’s the former, he better be one all the way.

Betteridge’s Law, but it typically applies to questions starting with “is”, “are”, “do”. Starting with “should” is inviting discussion.

Stretching.... thanks for being eight hours too late on this life hack.

Not spring break specifically, but I’ve taken to answering a whiny “but Daddeeeee” with a calm, “I’m not a butt Daddy.”

stealing this

1100 words on what the coaches were wearing rather than their respective accomplishments and what they mean for the tournament going forward? Sounds problematic.

Somewhere in Maryland, there’s a kid that had a perfect bracket going into this game and he was pissed at himself for being such a homer.

Heineken cans taste equally awful. The skunked taste is a product feature, not a packaging bug.

Sssshhhh.... I’m perfectly okay with 95% of the passengers on every flight I’ve been on rushing onto the plane as fast as possible. If people find out how waiting until the last moment to board is a superior experience, we’re ruined. It’ll be several hundred people standing around for the final boarding call. 

is there any demographic that eats up your asinine class war blogs than college students?

Our experiences probably line up more closely than most: white dude, and spent several years on a reservation in Montana experiencing prejudice at a really disheartening age. Where we may diverge, I’ve spent my entire adult life in the military; 15 years and counting. I won’t speak to the experience of all soldiers,…

Can you smell the ocean from your in-laws’ place?

 misplaced apostrophe, not comma, but the criticism is well deserved either way. Noticed the error too late and I’ve been bracing for that hit all afternoon.