We've all been that turkey running for the bus.

Yup. Usually accompanied by, "I don't see race!" Yes. Because that mentality isn't contributing to the problem at all.

WHERE IS HIS CROWN.

Norwegian Forest Kitties!

The song is absolutely trash, and I don't even care because all I want to do is get drunk and dance in my underwear with my girls while reciting nonsense lyrics.

Fuck college. I should've pursued dancing and auditioned to be one of Bey's dancers. :(

Anything to keep your eyelashes from freezing together. That's the pits.

Really? I live in Minnesota, far north of the Twin Cities, and as soon as I saw that outfit I was like WHERE CAN I GET ONE?! It's cold out, and function >>> fashion right now.

I'm from the area he's in and my first thought was "practical". It's stupidly cold right now.

It is legit possible I've died and am now glimpsing heaven.

Blue Ivy's hair is filled with glory and tended to by celestial beings. Lawd, that child's hair! I'd love if my daughter could rock a fro. It will never happen.

These two are like inspiration to blipsters everywhere. The photo of them on bikes heading to their wedding brought me to search down the wormhole.

Solange is my style role model. Now I'm reconsidering wearing a dress for my wedding. She looked SO gorgeous and her man looks SO fahn.

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

All of Me by Evanescence was my angsty jam in high school. Amy Lee can sing. Ad touch hearts.

Ahem.

Recent additions to my "I Just Want to Be Sad, Goddammit" playlist:

Some people just like the tactile experience of binders, tabs, and highlighter pens.

Sofia Loren definitely delivered some quintessential OG shade. But we have to give props to Ms. Mansfield for being an OG Stunt Queen. Wearing a dress so low that your nipples might just slip out? YASSSSS, Girl! Stunt on these broads! RIP, Queen.

This has always been my argument. You don't think the government would do something like that, people say. Oh I think they WOULD, I just don't think they CAN. They are petty, generally incompetent schemers.