I don't think I've ever heard a more accurate description of Jay Mohr.

I pretty much assume almost all dogs have the same internal monologue as the one from UP. "Master, I just met you, but I love you! Oh, ball!"

Dog is totally thinking, "let me love you! Why won't you let me love you? Mom, let go, I want to play."

A cat would have jumped on top of her when she was down, clawed her eyes out, and then spit on her. Cats are evil.

Diane also goes around the country throwing temper tantrums when men try and open the door for her. She has abortions at eight months and three weeks. And she files false rape complaints by the score.

I never said I was suffering. I'm not. I just hate self pity I have it worse than others mindset. And Black Friday isn't going anywhere. So deal with it.

Also don't fucking bring my family into this sweetie. ever. I love them with all my heart but sometimes? I need a break. They can be a lot to handle at once and I'm sure I'm not the only poster to think the same thing. Of course with all your suffering in life I'm sure you would understand.

You are being patronizing with the others are suffering more than you theme you have going. Can we not play this game? It sucks that some people have to sleep overnight in their car. But not everyone does. In fact I would say it's a rare case that a worker has to.

Reading groupie tales is one of my guilty pleasures. Also, I kind of want to experience what it's like to sleep with a celebrity...

I was born in the mid eighties and i care alot. Its important for future generations to care aswell.

I mean, yeah. It was a pretty major world event. And even though I wasn't alive, my parents and grandparents were, so I've heard a lot of their first-hand stories about that day as I'm sure lot's of other people have. I think it's pretty interesting.

Oddly enough, yes. Some people care about a popular president being assassinated in broad daylight, after which the event was followed by some interesting circumstances. Caring about historical events that happened before you were born is very silly though, of course.

Person born after 1980 here. I very much care about this, as I do many other major historical events. Some things don't lose their punch over time.

I could do without the sleeves as well. Other than those the dress is glam. The necklace has to go, too. I know there's love for it, but I think big chunky jewelry is usually just gaudy.

Same here. I started out a 34B and am now a 34D and I have to say I like VS bras the best. I'm sure, as with all clothing, that their sizing isn't the same as other brands, but I know what my size is there and it's been reliable.

This totally happened to me too! (34B to 34D in a year) The Body By Victoria line is my absolute favorite. No other brand I've tried can compare to it. I get that the prints can be cheesy and campy, but I think they're fun!

I've had VS bras and underwear for years. If you don't dry the bras in the dryer (you shouldn't with any bras), they last for a long long long time. I completely disagree they are poor quality.

YES. sweet bologna, shoo fly pie, long johns, egg noodles with butter, carrots and cauliflower in browned butter, twice baked potatoes, applesauce, coleslaw, sauerkraut, chicken and waffles (the other kind), yes, yes, potato rolls, pulled pork bbq and ham loaf. i rest my case.

OMG I MISS SHEETZ SOOOO MUCH.