I never post so I don’t know if anyone will see this but, a few weeks ago, I came home to this. That is not my hand.

I feel the EXACT way you do!

My sad and gray self looks forward to reading these Fyre articles after getting home from work. Come to think of it, work is a clusterfuck just like the Fyre Festival.

From my experience (fun times!) police and ambulance were called to my house (pretty much OD on Lorazepam) but I was able to walk to the ambulance and ride in it without restraints before passing out. Waking in the ER is a whole other story :) Though I was pissed at the neighbor for telling the gal I rented the house…

Been waiting for this! Left work early so I could begin reading (it’s always a IDGAF day at work now). No scary stories to share but my great uncle did an exorcism once! My family also went to see The Exorcist on the day of my brother’s baptism. Things havent turned out well for him.

Ah, the classic payoff. Rewarding asshats since the first asshat asshatted.

First time commenter. Back in the day I had HPV (it’s dormant now) and pre-cancer associated with some types of HPV. Before having a LEEP procedure done, the doctor noted that my cervix was a great example of showcasing HPV that she asked if she could take a picture of it so she could show it in class to medical…