Gracie Hart: Oh my gosh, it's the crown!
The flyaways on this Heidi hairdo were WACK on TV. I cackled because I am a mean-spirited bitch who was happy to see Igloo Australia looking basic as fuck tonight.
I went from fucking hating this dress when I first saw it to being won over by the styling and now I fucking love this look. It was an emotional roller coaster for me for like five minutes.
I found this ad worse than useless. What was the message, exactly? "Domestic violence is scary, and. . .exists" Nothing about how to recognize when someone may be in a dangerous relationship, or what to do about it, or how to promote a culture where it's not say, acceptable for football players to commit it with no…
I root for her too, in no small part because she's the most representative person on the red carpet for my body (which is kinda sad, because she's not really THAT close to my body type, just more of a "not super thin" thing). It's totally selfish, but just once I would like to see her show up looking great because…
Yeah, the first time it didn't really hit me, but the stage appearance made it really clear. Doesn't it help that there are maybe 5 other Asian people in that whole building.
So this North Korean stuff is like mega racist right? I feel incredibly uncomfortable.
Oh...oh hi Steve Carrell. You're looking handsomer than I realized.
Melissa McCarthy - what the heck is going on with that dress?!??!
Seriously, Jeremy Renner? You had to make a joke about JLo's tits?
Okay, am I the only one seeing Dornan and Johnson together, their total lack of chemistry and realizing that in one month "50 Shades" is going to flop hard?
Holy shit the Cosby stuff.
Such a fox. The glasses are really working in his favor.
Tonight's surprise: Steve Carrell is getting hotter by the minute.
I always root for her to come out looking good, and she always lets me down. It genuinely bums me out, because she's an attractive woman.
You haven't posted either yet, but I am LOVING Emily Blunt and Jessica Chastain. Uzo Aduba looks freaking phenomenal (her makeup, in particular...I want that lip color). And Lorde is cool as hell.
JESUS HUSSEIN CHRIST, PLEASE BEFRIEND A TAILOR, LENA DUNHAM!
I love the red carpet. Love it. It's ridiculous and self important and I love every damn second of it. I sit here in my pajamas and drink wine and pick apart all their fashion choices as if I could do it any better. Best night of the year.