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GUYS Portia de Rossi's hair needs to be discussed.

His name isn't 'Doctor Who', it's The Doctor.

I hate his face. It makes me want to push him off of his Segway and let my cat scratch his balls to shreds. While all of this is going on my daughter would be screaming "turn down for what???!!!" at the top of her lungs.

She has to be trolling us at this point, between the unmade cupcake dress, to the mannequin cum blue steel gaze, to the uncomfortable pose that can only be pulled off by a gazelle (or Giselle). It's just not possible she lacks this much self-awareness when her show is about a girl lacking self-awareness.

I don't know what this is. Everything about it is just horrible. Even if she was going for an edgy look it fails.

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Amy Poehler getting ready to angry feminist dance.

Damn.

Please. Please, dear god, do another hairstyle. Try something new. You're beautiful and talented (even though I can't really understand what you're saying when you sing). PLEASE do something aside from the half-pony.

she needs a sharp, angled bob. it will age her (in the best way) and still look great.

i love when jlo comes out in something like this. just to casually remind everyone that she's still better than them.

Hot damn. J Lo has those ab-pube ridges that the super ripped athletes have. I am putting down this fucking donut down right now. I hate the entire world.

Still looks like a 12-year old doing dress-up.

Hate her or love her, (and yes, blah blah blah we know a lot of you hate her)

Your Dog Is Not Your Child

The ongoing war between dog owners and kid owners is being raged anew in West Hollywood, where pissed pet parents

ikr, i love her pouty lips and strong eyebrow game.

Opinion: Baby North is the cutest famous baby since Suri Cruise.