Madison used to have a Fat Sandwich Company, the holy grail of disgustingly glorious bingefests. It has since been replaced by a Jimmy Johns. A JIMMY JOHNS. I don't think I need to say more.

WHAT. Our marriage license in Madison, WI was $120!

Oh no. I think I still have PTSD from those days. Just smile, thank her for her suggestions, and then turn around and do whatever the fuck you want to do.

Ha :) My MIL is a wonderful woman, but good lord do I wish I could turn down the volume on that mouth

I am married to an Italian-American man. I can confirm this 100%.

Lena Dunham looks awful on every red carpet. It makes me irrationally sad, because she really is an attractive woman! Lena, let me dress you!!

I felt so awful for her when he asked about Olivia.

OMG, Huck and Quinn. GET OUTTA MY BRAIN, IMAGE. VOM.

Right?! Good lord, he's worse than Quinn.

UGHHH, could Huck be more annoying?

ETA: Ah shit, I posted this on accident and can't figure out how to delete it. Grrrr kinjaaaa!

Oh my god. This is the most disturbing, horrific thing I've read in a long time. These people are monsters. When hearing about cases like this, I at least try to consider the possibility of mental illness or abuse in their own childhood, but I'm having a very hard time mustering up any sympathy here.

"I'm not your bitch." HA, alright Jake! Someone's been taking monologue lessons from Papa Pope!

I've recently realized that I actually roll my eyes every time Quinn appears on screen.

Haha I'm such a grouch! Seriously, though...the dude's driving me up a damn wall. Many, many, many people are deeply in love with their spouses/partners, but don't feel the need to declare it publicly every chance they get.

OH MY GOD AARON PAUL ARE YOU DONE YET?

WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THAT PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY

Sally's a complete fucking wackadoodle, but I kind of dig it.

GOTTDAMN, DADDY POPE!