elizakthornberry
ElizaKThornberry
elizakthornberry

I feel ya :/. I'm married, but only in my mid-twenties. My husband is my best friend in the whole world, but we're both pretty mellow, stay home and chill types. I feel like everyone my age is going out and getting crazy on weekends, and like I'm missing out or like I'm an old, boring, married lady. It's so hard to

Ugh, just looked — too late, of course. I'm not surprised. Thanks for the heads up!

I have no idea why you're making such vicious assumptions about me, someone who you have never met and know nothing about. If I recall correctly, she apologized pretty earnestly for her comments about Muslim women. I do not recall hearing about comments regarding Japanese or Indian people. I would be more than happy

Some of her tweets have been questionable, but she always seems genuinely open to criticism, and openly admits that she is still learning, which I think is an admirable trait. I don't believe she is a bigot; rather, someone who grew up in a white, privileged world, and who is still a bit naïve — even sometimes

I know it's not cool these days, but I fucking love Lena Dunham. Haters gon' hate.

Love, love, love this movie

THAT'S WHERE I KNEW THAT VOICE FROM!!! IT WAS BUGGING THE HELL OUT OF ME!

Someone should really inform Robin Thicke's mother that he is an adult man who should know better, not some helpless victim of Miley's skankitude.

ME. TOO. And my friends all thought I was crazy, because apparently Daniel Radcliffe is supposed to be the "hot one." Ummm, whaatt?!

I work doing marketing/strategic communications, but for a company that manufactures HVAC equipment and sensors. Your description very eloquently describes my day-to-day life. Sure, I get halfhearted invitations to happy hour and Friday lunches, but it's pretty clear that I'm not in the club. I honestly think that

SYTTD: Bridesmaids is 10x worse. That douche-y Brandon dude drives me up a wall with his asinine descriptions. "Brunhilda is wearing a knee-length, one-shoulder dress. Gertrude is wearing a floor length, pleated dress." WE CAN ALL SEE, BRANDON.

God damn, could he be any sexier?!

In the U.S. (at least in Wisconsin), what you're describing would generally be called "hard cider." Regular cider is the same, but non-alcoholic...more like a juice. It's often served hot in the winter.

Dude, I am CONSTANTLY hearing stories about women getting pregnant with IUDs, which is probably why I go into a paranoid frenzy if my period is so much as an hour late.

I lost maybe 30ish pounds a couple years ago, and would constantly have people ask how much I lost/how much I weighed. I know they meant well and were trying to compliment me, but it made me uneasy, so I started doing the "no scale" thing, too. Just "oh, I don't really know, I've just been eating healthier and running

It's very likely that many of the Jezebel readers chose the same path that "Stacey" did, and are perfectly happy with it. I guess we now know how you really feel about women who didn't make the same life decisions as you.

Thank you! I was really disappointed in the smug, condescending tone she took toward this woman. She doesn't have a college degree, and she has a family in the suburbs, therefore she's inferior and her life does not have as much value? I guess now we know how Erin feels about women who choose the same path "Stacey"

I agree...a lot of this came across as really judgey and almost a little classist.

Ugh, yes. Similarly, the guys who assume that all women are relationship cowgirls,
trying to lasso them into marriage and babies. You say something like, “want to
grab a drink this weekend?” and suddenly they’re covering their ears, rocking
back and forth (not literally, but you get it) and yelling “I GOTTA BE HONEST,
I’M

What the hell is it with Naya Rivera?! I am a straight woman, and yet pictures of her make me go all drooly and stupid. Maybe because I've always been thought of as cute-not-hot, and she is smoldering...like a grass is always greener thing? Either way...DAYYUMM.