Hillary’s vagina does not giver her immunity to the scandals she is neck-deep in.

Nothing should say “it’s over” like Paris Hilton photographing her way through your event

Sally Field was the villain of this film and even as a kid I was spookily afraid this is what would happen to my parents. My dad isn’t “charming” or acrobatic enough to pull this off—and even more irresponsible, plus an alky rather than a cokehead or whatever Robin Williams did to keep his chest so hairy—so I figured…

Was not expecting Cameron’s instagram to also feature some of the pinteresty hand lettered affirmations that the women in my office are so fond of. What a delight.

A story about Peter and Harry Brant from the comments of a 2012 Jezebel story about Peter (http://jezebel.com/i-once-sat-in-…), which I immediately thought of because the amount of utterly clueless privilege is just painful:

Personally, I feel like supermodels was a term given to the models of the early 90s - Christy, Naomi, Helena, Tyra, Stephanie, Cindy, etc. So, no, Kendall and Gigi are not supermodels. Seriously, though, have you seen Gigi’s walk? Go find a video of it. Then find a video of Naomi’s walk. That’s the difference between…

waiters at random places, sure

i’m seriously concerned by America’s drug thing, booze, now pot. It’s possible to be sober and just deal with your shit.