Well hello, neighbor. I live in Greenville as well, and yes, it’s a very nice little city. I’ve moved away a few times over the years but I always wind up back here because of the people.

A true story: I was once chased inland by a hurricane and passed an alarming number of similar billboards on the long drive out of harm’s way. But! There are, of course, lovely people in South Carolina, as there are anywhere, and Charleston is cool, and I am enormously fond of the beaches south of Myrtle.

I visit South Carolina regularly. The beaches on Hilton Head are beautiful but there is a huge concentration of entitled, rich, douche-nozzles that live/have retired there. The Greenville area is a completely different animal. It has a huge concentration of friendly, down-to-earth people. For vacation visits I prefer…

Dear God I hope you’re joking.

Chris Thompson, I’m a South Carolinian who’s lived on the coast but calls the Northwestern corner of the state Home.