I didn’t think you were and I don’t think she did either. I just think if you come from the royal family where your entire existence is premised on the belief that your bloodline is superior to everyone else’s and now you’re in Hollywood, where if you reach their level of fame you constantly have people telling you…

We’ve totally gotten into Pysch, Monk, and White Collar during quarantine. It’s been nice to watch shows that are so happy and carefree when the world is just a fucking shit show. There was also a great show called Benched starring Eliza Coupe from Happy Endings about a corporate attorney who gets knocked down to…

I wonder if they realize the only reason they’re relevant is because of the institution they left...

We haven’t even started jury trials where I practice but I sat in jury selection in another jurisdiction to see how it works/what problems there are before we resume here. The biggest issue is definitely being able to understand people through masks. I have friends who’ve done trials in different jurisdictions but…

Wait until he gets sentenced to LWOP; he’ll learn very quickly how he’s not tough at all in prison. I genuinely feel bad for the poor court appointed attorney who has to represent this shithead. 

At least she knows she has a limited range. 

It’s probably 1.3 chins because they took some of her nose and put in in there. They’re all just awful, awful people but she takes the cake because she genuinely believes she’s helping save the world. I can’t wait to hear what lies she spouts with her fake baby hooker voice she uses to make her seem less culpable. She…

If you’re going to get a new burner account, try to use different insults than you used with your previous account. This is not being best. 

It really is! The worst is people who haven’t figured out to log in both muted and with video off! I had a plea a few days ago and someone in the virtual courtroom would not turn off their mic and the feedback made the plea last twice as long. It’s been six months people- long enough to figure this out already!

All through my Gavin (Newsom) days. My mad existence.

Don’t cry for me ALABAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!

That picture makes her look like she’s auditioning to be in the lead in a barely functioning community theater’s production of Evita.

Successful trolls try to come up with their own material. Remember, Be Best.

Technically, Ivanka got a chin implant so she’s out. Based on last night’s performance, Don Jr. is the coked up chinless wonder. Let’s see what Eric has in store for us!

I’ve been stuck in video court for a few hours so I watched the video to cheer me up while waiting for my cases to be called. It’s just as amazing as the first time I saw it.

I never thought I’d be on the side of cancer, but in this situation, I can make the exception. 

Maybe even longer? I think it goes back to 1994 when Republicans won the House under Newt Gingrich’s obstructionist agenda. It definitely felt new during the Obama years, probably because they’ve become less shameless/embarrassed over time about their white supremacist beliefs.

Damn, I guess it was too much to hope it was terminal. Either way, every breath he draws on this Earth is a breath too many. 

I wish I was as kind as you. I can’t muster up anything but disdain and anger for people who choose their race over their welfare and the welfare of the people they claim to love.

I would rather be locked in a room filled with Trump’s post-McDonald’s rage farts than watch this glorified Klan rally.