I remember the Ice Cream incident- how was that only a couple years ago? It feels like an eternity. And Half Scoop is also an accurate assessment of Don Jr.’s brain power.

So basically the same as the past 10+ years?

Thank you for the laugh and spit take!

You’re totally right. They just lie to them to get their votes and then just fuck them over but as long as BIPOC, women, religious minorities, members of the LGBTQI+ community, or anyone who doesn’t worship at the Cheeto lined altar of Trump is getting fucked over as well, it’s worth it to his supporters! White…

I just saw the line up... a Mensa convention it most certainly is not! I’m assuming Half Scoop is Don, Jr., aka, the Chinless Wonder?

I saw that the Covington High kid and the demon sperm doctor are speaking among others- the post I saw it on was accurately labeled “Not an Onion headline.” I also heard Trump is speaking every night, which is enough to make me want to take a sleeping pill that will knock me out for this entire week. Who else is…

I didn’t think you had any sympathy for him! I was reading your comment as you were struggling with not feeling sympathy for him because you’re a good person and I just wanted to let you know that not having sympathy for him doesn’t mean you’re not a good person and it’s okay to loathe a fundamentally evil person!

I’ve thought about this a lot during this administration. At the end of the day, everyone associated with this administration is a bad person who doesn’t care about anyone who isn’t a white, cis, straight, “Christian” so I’m not going to waste my sympathy on them when there are so many people in the world who need it…

Doesn’t he have terminal cancer? I would never say this about a person but since Rush Limbaugh is actually a sentient bag of shit, can he just die already? Ceasing to live will be the one good thing he ever did for humanity.

Sesame Street’s mission statement is literally “helping to raise smarter, stronger, and kinder children.” But seriously, the number of people willing to assault someone for telling them to wear a mask is astounding. I get it, you’re a selfish asshole who doesn’t understand basic science so why don’t you just stay the…

I nearly lost my shit on a friend a few days ago because they weren’t “excited about the candidates.” I just cannot understand how so many people, self-professed progressives who claim to care about other people, cannot get their heads out of their asses about this election and get over their egos. You’re not excited…

He looks worse in real life. I saw him at bar in LA and he looked like he had just rolled out of bed after sleeping off a hangover. And yet he had all these women going after him.

Putting aside feelings about Cosby, it sounds like his attorneys are arguing that it was fundamentally unfair to allow the five additional women to testify at his second trial about the other acts evidence when the trial judge found them inadmissible for the first trial which ended in a mistrial. It seems like they’re…

I’m really impressed by the number of commentators who know so much about this- I feel like I’m learning a lot. 

I’m glad I’m not the only one who was confused by the bathroom issue. I don’t have an opinion of either of them. From what I can tell, she was unfairly portrayed in the British press because of the inherent classicism and racism that exist in the UK. The book has been marketed as trying to counteract the negative…

At first I thought it was that you couldn’t read but maybe you’re just a troll who keeps attacking me for something I didn’t write and in fact I went out of my way to explain to you but it’s easier to make the same insult than admit you’re wrong and either misread or misinterpreted my comments. Again, I did not say…

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought the governor of the state picks the outgoing Senator’s replacement- isn’t that why Blagovich ended up in prison because he was basically trying to sell Obama’s Senate seat? If that’s the case, the Massachusetts governor is a Republican who was just re-elected in 2018 so if he…

I’m stilling hoping for Stacey Abrams but the upside of Kamala being the nominee is that she will absolutely wipe the floor with Pence during the debate. Tim Kaine didn’t know how to handle someone as slimy as Pence which is why I thought he came off poorly in the debate but based on her cross of Brett Kavanaugh…

I think it’s a combination of the media pushing the story of how it’s taking too long and most of the country is in some form of quarantine and are watching the news more because we don’t have much to do. Obama didn’t pick Biden until right before the 2008 convention so Biden isn’t taking longer than usual to pick his…

I’m super impressed you can read my mind and tell me I’m mad when you obviously haven’t mastered basic reading comprehension. No where did I say I was mad at them or didn’t like them, just the excerpts that have been released don’t portray them in a flattering light when all the marketing by its authors is about how…