Um, that’s nice, but where is Perez Hilton’s apology to the world at large for his entire existence?

I wonder if this is how it feels to have a shitty ex because part of me wants to see the twitter shitshow and part of me is appreciating the mental health benefits of not having to think about him anymore.

The other thing wrong with this ad is that Gavin Rossdale is English, so the whole premise of Gwen saying she wants a guy from another country is kind of weird. Obviously whoever wrote this ad was going for the joke and didn’t expect us to think about it too hard.

The best thing ever is her official statement after receiving this.....she literally sent out:

Even after everything, his petty whining still makes you shake your head.

The role of first lady is 100% unpaid labor. It looks to me like she was doing the bare minimum for a ‘job’ she didn’t want in the most graceless, alienating way possible.

Hawley probably already spent the advance, that’s why he’s being so pissy.

He reminds me of Tom Cruise except Cruise’s insanity was hidden long enough for him to get rich and famous first. Cameron’s was not.

George Carlin was so on point and hilarious about that. I really miss him, can’t even imagine what he’d say about the past 4 years.

I don’t know if you’ve ever had the pleasure of going down a Chick Tract rabbithole, but Jack Chick’s comics are extremely popular with evangelicals (I think they’re like the most widely read comics of all time or something), and the idea of God they portray, I think inadvertently, is exactly as you describe: a…

I know this isn’t the point of this post, but the idea that God is going to torture people forever because they didn’t like him enough, or didn’t like him the right way, is just deeply fucked up. The idea that this would be good, rather than pathetic and needy, is also deeply fucked up. I know lots of religious people…

Being asked to follow the law is not harassment.

He’s been wearing diapers for at least 15 years. Apparently massive doses of Adderall, mixed with pure evil, make one incontinent.

I can’t even imagine George W. Bush doing this and I hate that asshole. This shit just wasn’t done before. Not even by the worst of the worst. Or rather, the people we used to think of as the worst. We really had no idea.

This is such a positive mental image. I may meditate on it.

“He is more dug into his position than he was at the beginning,” the person said. “He thinks this is his base for 2024, and that half the country are warriors fighting for him, and that he’s got to keep fighting.”

He’ll be in Twitter Jail by 12:05 pm on January 20, 2021.

This is so bizarre and pathetic, the only thing I do hope is that Twitter hopefully bans him after he is no longer president, but even if that doesn’t happen, it will probably be like a candle that you’re just waiting for the string to run out after the majority of the wax has melted away.

This is an insane, cruel, moronic comment (i.e. exactly what I would expect from a Trump supporter). A quarter of a million people have died from the pandemic—that is a quarter of a million sets of families and friends permanently deprived of a loved one. Millions more people have been infected with a disease that…

As if the pandemic is somehow not connected to Trump. Hilarious. So you’re cool with 200K + dead people so long as your 401 K performs?