Because Adam Carolla is an even bigger dick.

SPEAKING OF DRAG RACE, Fuck!

Ivanka is just as malignant and incompetent as her brothers, though maybe slightly less of a pure troglodyte. She and Don Jr. were on the brink of getting prosecuted for major fraud until her Dad’s lawyer and DA Cyrus Vance Jr. bailed them out.

We are talking about a guy who’s commuted the sentences of, or pardoned,  three convicted murderers, so...

Look how wasted Melania is in that pic. It’s been well established that Waddles is a grade A pervert who purchased “beauty pageants” in order to ogle and harass teenage girls and I seriously doubt it stopped there.

“There are very fine pedophiles, er, people, on both sides!”

In what universe does the President of the United States send good wishes to someone accused of procuring under age girls for convicted pedophiles?

Ghislaine Maxwell is the Cool Girl of pedophilia and sex trafficking.

“They don’t even have to die...”

Truly. This administration has made it impossible to believe anything they say. Remember when the virus was a hoax? And then they turned around and declared a national emergency. Get. On. Point. Sorry, it’s just been bugging me.

I don’t necessarily believe any medical reports the White House releases, but it would be both hilarious and helpful if Trump and Pence came down with influenza B and then pneumonia.
They don’t even have to die, just be incapacitated long enough Pelosi can do some things that make sense instead of making it worse. 

What if we just got rid of boy/girl divisions in sports all together? Surely there’s a better way to even the playing field here. 

I 100% believe these girls who were born as boys identify as female and are trans.

So glad he got fifteen years of peace and quiet!

You win, or lose, depending on how you look at it.  I’m really sorry.

Christmas/Chanukah dinner, 16-17 or so years ago, at the home on my grandparents in a nice Boston suburb. Me, my four adult brothers, mom, an aunt and uncle. Three years or so before, we had had a holiday blowout starring my unmedicated, bipolar mother and a shotgun (see my “Most Disastrous Thanksgiving Meal”…

I had to be Christmas of ‘74. Nothing else comes close. We have family friends and we went to dinner at their house. They are a huge family of Christian Arabs, and they had a whole pack of older cousins, aunts and uncles there that year. Some weren’t real aunts or uncles, but were distant cousins, etc.

This is a constellation.

You got your star before I had even finished the first sentence. Then I read the rest and I regret that I have only one star to give.

We could use more Andy Taylors!