FINALLY someone decided to point this out. I have low standards for tabloids, but to see sites like People breathlessly covering this woman’s makeover/redemption (and thus putting money in her pocket) without bothering to mention why she even needs to be redeemed is so completely sickening. No amount of makeup or…

First day online?

I’m so excited for this video. I’m so excited! I’m so... scared?

I hope Bruce Springsteen offers to play at Phil Murphy’s swearing in.

Wise words. I made the mistake of complaining ( non-sexually harassment) and had to pay dearly. Even those people who think you are right assume the you are naive and hence a liability or a trouble maker. Your career advancement takes a blow. In just two years I would have gotten tenure and be in a position of…

I’m not agreeing, but you definitely have to have a sense of the long game in academia. Those outside may not realize how long it takes to even get entry-level, and those barriers will cause people to pause before engaging politically or even criminally in academia; you’ve invested nearly your whole life. It seems to…

Bullshit response. The universities still could 1.) implement comprehensive sexual harassment training 2.) review their sexual harassment policies and their reporting procedures 3.) ask current staff and PHd students to identify problem staff and than force those persons to take more advanced training. They are not…

Yeah I can tell you being a woman in academia is a real sexist mindfuck thrill. I like to log in to Jezebel, be in my echo chamber a little bit, have my voice heard and interact in a silly way with a witty and wonderful commentariat. It’s been a little haven from my toxic, mansplainy world.

I fled during Bush II. Most people assume Canadian at this point but are also like, “but we never meet the kind of Americans that would elect Bush/Trump/Moore/etc!” and I have to explain that those kinds of Americans would think everyone else were communist bellends for not being smart enough to be born in Amurrica.

I (an American) live in the U.K. and we had some German neighbors after the election who gave my partner a long lecture about Hitler’s rise to power.

Bringing W into this just makes “at least he spelled nuclear right” the bleakest silver lining ever.

He will be referenced for the rest of everyone’s lives until there is no longer a USA. Even then, the country will be mocked like any other failed country for having a leader so inept.

Agreed. Mueller has himself a new lead, and considering he got those e-mails from the transition team a few weeks ago I bet I know the source...

*crosses fingers* please be piss tape.

Oh boy...if only that was the worst 45 actually did during his slightly less than a year term.

Obama ordered a burger with Dijon once so they’re both bad if you think about it.

You know what sucks? Besides the obvious. That even if trump gets kicked out of office and publicly ruined, all this shit has been put out there and exposed for the world to see. If the world was a neighborhood, we’re the family whose dad went outside jerked himself off and then took a huge dump on his next door…

Whatever he just found out Mueller has must be amazing. He does have a pattern of creating tweet freakouts when stuff he wants to be unnoticed is about to drop. The more he wants us to LOOK OVER THERE the more outlandish and lurid his tweet spasms get.

No, he can’t. His belly is too large.

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.