He knows as much about fine dining as he does foreign affairs and domestic policy.

...well done...with ketchup?

I’m one of the leaders of an activist group where we are strongly supporting the recall and we have had actual threats against us personally over it. It’s insane. This judge has an awful record of letting violent rapists off with little or no penalty yet for some reason he has the full support of all the other judges…

I’m concerned he won’t be able to get into a good college now.

awww... poor brock... this totally kills his chances of ever enjoying steaks again

Tyra and the rest of the ANTM panel would be sooooo disappointed in this. You never lose your neck, gurl! NEVER!

I like to call it “Shitty Fades of ...”

Colin Firth in a nice suit is pretty damn sexy, I agree.

Careful, 50 shades fans might find that sentence erotic.

There’s honestly no point in fighting with FS fans. They’re brain washed. Luckily this is the last one.

50 shades of gurbiage

The wedding dress looks nice. The film will be garbage.

In his head it probably played out like a movie with Ms Bro stopping the funeral and telling everyone to be quiet so they could all huddle around the phone adoringly listenening to Trump

“I’m not talking to the President now,” said Bro, explaining that now that she’s caught up on the news now and has seen his comments. “I’m sorry. After what he said about my child—and it’s not that I saw somebody else’s tweets about him. I saw an actual clip of him at a press conference equating the protesters like…

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

What, was the Secretary of State, the Deputy Secretary of State, the Ambassador to the UN, the Vice President, the National Security Advisor, Trump’s bodyguard and the mailman all occupied?

It makes me sick how we’re all supposed to mindlessly buy into Daughter Dingus’ pathetic phony creation myth, like she’s anything more than a spoiled little airhead who owes everything she has to the money her awesome daddy swiped from other people. Look at her, sitting there with that moronic pucker on her plastic…

The ride isn’t an historically accurate representation of the 1600s, it’s a romanticized tribute to “A Pirate’s Life,” which includes ghosts, shanties, and (now) Captain Jack Sparrow.

I noticed that: the consistent hitting on the ‘they,’ ‘them,’ and ‘theirs.’ It’s not just enough to call us leftists or progressives: we are a faceless, nameless horde now. This sort of dehumanization of the opposition, especially in regards to groups that employ force, is a red flag. And it’s going to get worse: I…

I’m currently sitting in a public place trying not to go into a full fucking hulk rage after reading this idiot juror’s thoughts. Dozens and dozens of women with the same story but noooooooooo this slut was askin for it. MEN ARE THE WORST LETS RID OURSELVES OF ALL OF THEM