“One had a choice early on to make a decision to conceive or not.”

These motherfuckers really have NO idea how pregnancy works, do they?

We’ve been getting “how to deal with active shooters” in academia now, especially since several states are forcing through legislation allowing open carry for students on college campuses.

We’re told to prevent “incidents” by not talking about “inflammatory” subjects in our classes. Like feminism.

This is what is going…

I’d be more interested in her transformation to a person who doesn’t bring a known child molester into the home as her romantic partner. But I’m just super judgmental that way.

It is frightening the number of Christian conservatives I know firsthand who are in relationships with their first cousins. And, oh yes, they’re still claiming that gays “destroy the sanctity of marriage,” but how dare I “judge [the cousin-fuckers]” because... something Jesus blah blah blah, I think?

Can you imagine if Michelle had had a closed-door private “ladies’ luncheon”? We’d never hear the end of the GOP screaming about how “elitist” she is.

But the mail-order foreign wifey deigns to come down from her golden tower for a day, and wow, ain’t she just the bestest, and someone all American womenfolk should…

As so many of their ilk, when confronted with systemic oppression and the various -isms of the world, are fond of telling the “snowflakes” who are “overreacting,” I give them back one of their own favorite sayings:

SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP.

He can’t do a goddamned thing, from eating a steak to saying “happy birthday” to someone, without making it completely disgusting.

I can’t wait until their contracts are up on these horrible movies and they can finally, honestly say “Yeah, the material is trash, the relationship depicted is abusive, and this was never, ever hot or kinky.”

Quack quack quack Hillary and her Wall Street cronies are going to destroy America bark bark bark they’re just the same gurgle gurgle glug.

Living women > fetuses.

Sorry, but women are more than just incubators and receptacles for men’s sperm.

Hundreds of thousands of us are in this state right now. We’re unified... in terror and despair. Thanks, GOP.

Christian Grey = Donald Trump.

Enough with the “alpha man” crap. They aren’t sexy or exciting. They’re just abusive, sexist creeps, and wealth doesn’t excuse it.

No Sporty? No point.

CHURCH.

I’m glad she included the bit about the dude apologizing, and that it didn’t actually make her feel better. This is a whole part of it. “Hey, sorry I sent you a dickpic/called you a slut/grabbed your tits/sent you that explicit email. I don’t know what I was thinking.” “Well, this doesn’t actually make me feel better…

Charles Phoenix and his test kitchen ARE A POP CULTURE AND CULINARY WONDER! As the great man himself would say (whilst dressed in a fabulous vintage suit, and driving a car with fins): “I KNOOOOOOWWWW!”

My family’s lack of filters and/or boundaries is legendary anyway. They’re the kinds of people who think farts are the awesomest things, and that whoever talks the loudest, wins. “Salt of the earth.” Yeah. So dinner table discussions aren’t always going to be the classiest of topics, anyway.