I really wish I had been invited to that wedding.

You and me both sister.

I always find myself wondering why so many heiresses end up as eccentric recluses.

Nothing beats the self-heating goodness that is Hot Sticks!

Whoa. I'm intrigued...

I'm torn between laughter and horror-screams.

BUT MAKE SURE YOU DO A JUICE CLEANSE THO

I'm just here to tell Colin what an asshole he is from time to time.

You're here. You still love us!!!

We were just talking about her last night. Everything had butter in her food. Lots of fucking butter. I swear one time on her show she literally said "IF IT DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT JUST ADD MORE BUTTER. BUTTER FIXES EVERYTHING." She would add extra butter to her butter.

We're in Florida! The fun part is that it was a group wedding in a botanical garden, so it was gorgeous and we were just one of dozens of same-sex couples. It was a perfect day. Thank you for the congrats. We are thrilled!

So I don't know you and I don't know your life but you seem like you're handling shit like a fucking boss. Laid off and at home detox? "No problem here's my list of holistic supplements did I forget something?" Seriously though I've been adulting for awhile and feel like I could learn shit from reading your blog.…

no problem. I think they said as long as I posted a fur baby pic, I could post to SNS. :-)

oh I'm a straight Jezz Bro, so hopefully she'll find me! :-) but not for a long, long time. I gotta a lot shit to learn about myself. I do spend a lot of time online running shoe shopping though!

Awwww, thank you so much for the kind words. It's been a weird year for me. I got divorced in 2014 and then had a rebound relationship that was the most intense, explosive, but toxic relationship I've ever had in my life. Luckily, it only lasted a few months. I dated after that, but have been pretty much like a monk…

I would if I could but I honestly don't even have those connections anymore, and when I got the job it was because it was one of those "I know someone" situations. The company is called Geeks Who Drink though, if you want to poke around their website.

that's definitely a glass full of booze approach! Cheers!

My first solo V-Day too. It's been less than a month since the break up of my decade-long relationship. And I recently moved to a city where I know no one. I spent my day drinking and watching TV and trying to embrace the positives. One of which is being able to spend an entire day drinking and watching TV. Cheers!

If you want, you can be my Valentine.

ha!!!! "Paint me like one of your French cats."