Those weird little onion cubes take me back.

Nah, I just don't like the texture all that much. Pulled porks are ok. They're nothing special.

Seriously. Fuck the wedding industrial complex with a color coordinated, monogrammed and silk covered stick.

I'm not married yet, but this makes so much sense to me. My BF and I have great sex all the time, if we get married, I want to spend the night partying with all our friends and family who came to celebrate with us, not do something we can do any night.

With two kids and two cats, Febreeze (homemade or otherwise) is a lifesaver, even if just to temporarily eliminate odors when visitors come over. Wish I could just Febreeze the kids and cats directly, but Obama.

i don't understand why so many feminists give so many shits about this damned ceremony. why? why? so expensive and time consuming. white dress and a big party? this is my jam: court>papers signed>backyard bbq byob potlock situation with VIPS>have sex if you feel like it, no pressure.

Same! I helped my wife out of her dress, helped her take all her bobby pins out, I carefully took off my tux (I bought that shit, not a rental), enjoyed a nice hot shower in the hotel, put on a robe, drunkenly talked about how awesome our friends are, passed out in robe, had to scramble to pack in the morning to get…

Febreeze is passe? Who decides this? Why didn't I get the memo?

Obvious solution, as Crystalskull points out: morning sex. Fellow is too tired for evening sex if he doesn't spend most of the day dicking around on his iPad and watching Star Trek reruns, so I have no illusions about sex after a wedding. And bonus, we'd be starting a stressful day relaxed! (If you're reading this…

We did it twice on our wedding night. Is that weird? Once the second we got in the door. (blush) and again after I finished getting the five million bobby pins out of my hair, because I was going to put that white negligee to use, damn it.

I swear they put drugs in those things.

I'm genuinely sad that the McDonald's near me is so terrible, because instead of tasting like delicious guilt, it just tastes like sadness and feet.

Bastards.

Truth. Their fries are objectively the best fast food fries. I will not apologize for liking their chicken nuggets either. Yes, I know how they are made. No I do not care. They are fucking delicious because my mom let me have them as a special treat after getting an A in school or winning at something.

THERE WILL BE MAYHEM IN THE STREETS.

If her sister is THAT sick, she wouldn't have waited that long to be seen. And if she wasn't that sick, then she doesn't NEED to get seen that fast. There's no excuse for this at all.

Every turd should be like a submarine IMO. Quiet, heavy, sleek. No Splash Zone

You are using a bidet wrong.