Ask him out!!!

Honestly, that sounds like a meangirl power-play to me. Speak to both of them at the same time. They should both be very clear on your feelings. If she can't respect your wishes, she isn't your friend at all.

BabyFoot! It's a miracle!

If you can, run out tomorrow and buy yourself a bottle of Valerian Root capsules (herbal supplement aisle of major supermarkets). Take two with water 30-45 minutes before your exam. They taste nasty, but they will help relax you - swear.

*Clap. Clap. Clap*

I moved from California to Texas with my ex-boyfriend... and left his ass there after 6 weeks. Totally QUIT that asshole.

Dear "Anna:"

I. Am. So. Sorry.

Merry Christmas, Buttons. Sending solidarity back at'cha. xox

Spot. On. You are exactly right.

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Please tell me you killed him with the laundry baskets. And Vincent D'Onofrio gave you the Bad Cop treatment!

Your new personal meme - I'd maybe get this done on a Personal Card from Moo.com:

Borderline. Whole family is messed up. Poor thing is a casualty.

OK. Bless you "Needing," I feel for you in more ways than you could possibly know.

No, apologies. I was posting buzzed last night. I am 45. The year was 1986 - not 1996 - I was born in '69.

Maybe these Twilight Zone dudes ran off with my size 4.

LOL. Let me know how you did it. I changed nothing about any of my habits and still, 20 pounds heavier for no fucking reason.

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ARG.