The Cade Museum, which our corrupt city commission supported to recognize “innovation” (whatever that means) but is actually a vanity project for the guy who invented Gatorade. Twelve freakin dollars for regular admission. Go to Paynes Prairie for free and enjoy an authentic Florida environmental treasure. Hurry…

I grew up and went to college in Tuscaloosa but never ran into Alex. Bummer. My favorite line in this great story is: “Thirteen,” my favorite song in the whole wide world.” Yup.