My niece was sent home from preschool on Monday with a case of lice. My brother in law picked her up and brought her to target to pick up the standard delouse your house kit, (nix, new pillows, etc)

Same. My vagina is fine after 3 kids.

I’ll take Daniel over Calliou or my little pony any day.

“Meditate while your kid sits astride your hips, bouncing up and down and asking you to throw him up in the air, taking brief pauses to run a plastic frog up your arms. Count your breath. There is no frog.”

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse all fucking day. Err day. My daughter just turned 2, so not potty trained (ugh). She’s in the “MINE” phase. Everything I touch to get her ready for school she grabs it and says, “MY BOW! MY COMB! MY SHOES!” then she has to be carried to the car. God forbid the princess walk. So because I seem to…

My child will literally only binge watch Daniel Tiger. You try to put Sesame Street on and he screams NOOOOO I WANT DANIEL TIGER!!!! He’s kept this up for over a year. Nothing but Daniel Tiger on Netflix. Thank god they just added the first half of the second season.

My toddler is not yet potty trained (sigh) so my morning is more arguing about whether clothes are necessary and less about potties. Same total amount of arguing, though. Replace mermaids with Daniel Tiger and frozen strawberries with freeze-dried strawberries (Trader Joe’s has convinced my child that fruit as god…

Matthew McConaughey’s work in the original Magic Mike was Oscar caliber, and I’m only kinda of joking.

Sweet Valley and RL Stine books were how I learned so much English while growing up. I’m lucky to have a mom who didn’t care that we blew our allowances in like a couple of days, as long as it was on books. She also didn’t care that her 9 year old was picking up Sidney Sheldon books, as long as we were reading. So…

Honestly, I have never had a man stare at my breats in a boardroom nor have I gotten my period on the subway...does that mean I am not a woman?

This is the double standard trans women are forced into. We aren’t “woman enough” for some people because we lack the “right experiences”, as if every cis woman on earth has the same experiences (thanks for that one, clueless white feminists), but we are being “gender essentialist” if we suggest for even a second that…

I’m ignoring the icky phrase “a campy, fun, contemporary wink at the genre” and focusing on the awesome poster and the awesome fact that this is going to exist. I just watched The Spoils of Babylon recently and it was so great.

WAIT.

Literally 100% of this is going on my Wishlist.

Daniel Day-Lewis and Julianne Moore in I Am My Own Grandpa.

1. The guy who ran the show Punk’d is now a part of the neighborhood watch. Sigh. There has to be some kind of irony in this.
   

“If i was there, I could’ve stopped the Boston bombing” - Mark Wahlberg, probably

• No shirts, no problem, says Scott Eastwood. [E! Online]

I still want "Princesses of Long Island" to come back. Man, everyone was awful on that.

I'm glad you asked about that because I was afraid to in case there was something really obvious that I was missing.