Yeah. If you’re going to judge a movie by its blocking, you might as well judge a book by the way it uses words! 

Remember when cartoon theme songs were just excuses for some dude to show off his range over sweet guitar riffs?

Where the hell is the perfect remaster and extended version from the end of the Remastered Ducktales game? It’s so good, especially when it takes off into a remix that includes the game music around 3 minutes in.

I feel so foolish. I’ll hand in my AV Club badge and gun at the desk.

It’s for the best, I think. Do we really need to see the Jedi’s parents getting gunned down in that alley again?

B&W: We’re introducing a new character, Darth Negotius, who uses his powers to subtly influence tariff deals.

Nah

Okay, so what you’re saying is we dodged a bullet with these two getting fired. Because we don’t need a Jedi origin story.

That wouldn’t be horrible I guess.

I just kind of want a Jedi procedural set like 150 years before the fall of the Republic, where the cracks are starting to form but not like super broken like in the prequel trilogy. That’s more of a Disney+ idea for a show than a movie though i guess. 

Dodged a bullet more than we thought. A origin of the Jedi story is a terrible idea now matter who does it but an even worse idea being done by the guys who’ve already proven they don’t give a shit about the world someone else already created or what they had in mind.

Oh man, please let Drew write Solo 2.

OH GOOD MORE PREQUELS PLEASE EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 

No, I see Benioff and Weiss more as the running into the ground types.

If they wanted to deliberately tank the Star Wars deal in favour of Netflix, here’s how that pitch meeting probably went.

I don’t even particularly dislike B&W, but I’m glad this isn’t getting made. The Jedi, like Han Solo are so completely self-explanatory that delving into their history feels more reductive than illuminating.

I’m sure they’re very worried about the well-reviewed movie he made that earned them gobs of money.

That sounds lame anyhow.  Going forward I think it would be a really good idea to focus less on the Jedi rather than more.  The Jedi are THE WORST!  Even those ancients in the Clone Wars were horrible. 

That probably would have sucked so I'm ok with this. 

Jezspin forever