Malicious no. But certainly extremely negligent.

I’m glad Katie pointed out the style of the article, because I found the juxtaposition of tone and content really pretty confusing and sometimes had difficulty following the narrative of the piece, honestly. Thurman, of course, had the right to choose whomever she wanted to tell her story. But I personally wish she’d…

Wait, this doesn’t have anything to do with Supernatural?

Wait, this doesn’t have anything to do with Supernatural?

Uhhhhh doesn’t it seem like there’s likely to be something bad for you leaching out of that plywood and into, say, the dip?

Yep. My first thought, too. Jesus christ if you, say, work in an office where daytime CNN is on constantly you hear that ad about a thousand times and want to murder everyone.

Kars for Kids, Empire Carpets, and Luna are all fucking terrible. But I’ve got to give the edge to JG Wentworth 877-CASHNOW with the opera lady.

I’ve been to a week’s worth of Jeopardy tapings (by which I mean five episodes in one day). He is not as smart as the writers and is really insecure and dickish about it.

That’s all you really need to know, honestly.

To be fair, other than the Cowboys one, they were all really weirdly written. At least in my opinion.

I’ve been saying Alex Trebek is an asshole on here for YEARS and everyone always vehemently denied it. But look who’s right ...

The “downstairs” fantasy of a happy lower class that’s cheerfully dependent on a paternalistic aristocrat is just not going to fly in a Gilded Age New York setting.  

Please oh please let the “downstairs” crew in this show turn out to be early union organizers.

I love it when somebody breaks out huge and actually totally deserve it. Haddish is a fucking delight. I can’t wait to see her in everything.

His wife? Way to assume my dad wasn’t a bastard, Old Spice!

Well there are some allegations that he paid her with campaign money, which would be a big deal. I mean not as big of a deal as colluding with Russia, but, you know in a normal administration would be devastating.

Nobody cares about this, except maybe if the payoff money was dirty in some way. The interest level is because unlike most other Trump scandals, which are terrifying and depressing as fuck, this is actually pretty entertaining. But no one is, like, morally outraged about this. And no one thinks it is going to change a…

Trump cheating isn’t a scandal. But the payoff might be. And the “mulligan” from his evangelical supporters certainly is disgusting.

You can pee on your phone. That’s fine.

I think I still am. Not totally sure. It’s all very confusing.