Gestapo. Such an excessively evil word for such a simple process that takes about 45 seconds out of your life now and then. The gestapo used to kill people. Is that the comparison you want?

There was a time when Target was checking receipts too and as an introvert, I’m usually annoyed by the end of any shopping experience anyway. The guy tried to stop me by saying “Ma’am may I check your recipt?” I said “No, you may not” and kept walking. And seriously, it was winter in Minnesota, I had just walked…

Rice pudding would like a word with you.

Whoever told you that was stupid. They love businesses buying from them.

“soft skills—a friendly demeanor, punctuality—that their younger cohorts sometimes lack.”

They ain’t counting shit in the brief time they’re looking at the receipt.

The A.V. Club isn’t planning to regularly cover Grey’s Anatomy this season

I’d be happy to. :P

Still with this?

I don’t know how anyone who saw Natalie Portman’s performance in the Star Wars prequels and compared it to her other work could think that the actor was the thing that ruined Jar-Jar Binks.

And if I remember my Shakespeare correctly that means we’ve still got a few cases of cross-dressing mistaken identity to work through, and then after that there will be a bunch of weddings!

Taking the Shakespeare theme a step further, there always has to be a character left at the end to tell us the whole sad story.

A ton of “stuff” happens in this episode I’ll give it that, but like far too much of this season, it constantly and intentionally, withholds information that would make theses events land with any emotional relevance. William kills a bunch of humans and his own daughter for fuck’s sake. That should’ve been a huge…

Elsie is a good stand-in for the audience. She just wanders around confused and complaining about how fucking stupid everything is.

Yeahhh....that was kind of the joke in the first place.

I don’t want to give this show more credit than it necessarily deserves, but in this episode:

This really goes against my brewpub’s Monday Night Special, “Buy a Burger AND a Beer Or GET THE FUCK OUT YOU GODDAMN PARASITE.”

It was that guy? Huh.

Crimson Peak was excellent?! Er...no. A good try, but no...

Gerard Butler turned into Ian McShane so slowly I hardly noticed.