I liked some of his other writing, but this one was a real struggle. I'm 100% in on anything McShane, though.

Only Chabad, which my rabbi likes to call "a lovely religion that has much in common with Judaism" because he is a snarky old bird.

I read that as bong and was very confused for a moment.

Cambodia had excellent pizza, strangely enough. Not deep dish, though.

Saaaaaaame. I loved it once I did, of course.

Cosigned

Ranch corn nuts. That is all.

I'm like ten minutes pregnant and I'm not crying at this story fuck you it's dusty in here.

What is diet green tea? Green tea has no calories.

Yeah, was just going to say the same. It's the worst sound there is.

I heard "is not true."

Late to the party, but a blue tinge to the whites of the eye is characteristic of osteogenesis imperfecta, which seems to be what the producers have decided Ivar was afflicted with. It makes zero medical sense, as he'd shatter every other bone in his body smashing folks' heads in and such, but there it is.

It's all to do with hastening the End of Days.

I'd love to know which magical television type of OI only affects the legs but still leaves you with the strength to axe a kid in the head. I figured that was where they were going with it but eesh.