Is everything back to the way it was before yesterday? I’m a little sad because it was fun having Deadspin hosting.

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It really does! I can laugh about it, but it was so awkward. The first time it happened I texted my friend and said something like, “I just met this weirdo and he just handed me an apple for some reason.”

That makes sense.

I am on bumble and they have policy: kids are great do not post pics of kids Which i agree

I am blown away by the amount of people who post their kids all over tinder. That’s an automatic left swipe.

I disagree. Someone can put lots of lovely (probably stolen) words down that I will buy into. But the pictures someone chooses to post? Those tell you so much. For instance, why would you post a picture of a motorcycle? Not you on a motorcycle, just a motorcycle. Or pictures of children? I’m not dating your toddler!…

You and me both, man. I’m the last millennial holdout against online dating. Everyone I know who has any kind of dating life is meeting dates on cockandballtorturefurries.com or some shit. What happened to the good old days when you would be at the grocery store and you and a handsome stranger would reach for the same…

Three. No lie, three did this.

Also, deadspin writers CLEARLY have a dog bias. The lack of cats has been HORRIFYING.

i still don’t know

if ur pushin 40 u should talk to women my pal

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

This film was quite influential on recently deceased Supreme Court Justice, Antonin Scalia. As you may know, the man was a film buff. He watched every Oscar(TM) nominated film each year.

Your first comment: rude.

Female ex-GOP here. When it’s how your entire worldview is informed from birth, “brain damaged” maybe isn’t quite as accurate as “brainwashed”.

I disregard Jessa’s failed marriage because Jessa has never felt like a real character, so all of her experiences have never really landed for me.

Charlie is great, but Ray is the hands down champion of this show. He’s a Gen Y Larry David. I want a Ray spin off.

the same friend group could have had quick failed marriages before the age of 26 does not ring particularly real

Girls is waaaaaaay out of my demographic group, even though, being a Brooklyn resident I kinda, sorta recognize these archetypes and go back and forth on this show. That said, I think this season is a very good one. Marnie, however could have put her shoes on before she left Charlie’s hovel.